No-one in my family has ever been a proper musician, I have continued that tradition”
All I’ll have to do for the rest of the year is press a button and run 😎 Truth be told, this work malarkey is a bit of a bind!Read more "Attention all Hidden Gems and their readers"
‘We’re not aliens, we are from the future. The future is cool. Everyone has their own spaceship and personal sex robot.’Read more "Shatner"
Little wonder I dragged him away from the ‘sparklies’ – I could never marry a man who messed up my guitar like that…”Read more "Hannah Clive"
I ordered the frogs legs and was surprised to discover they had bone in them making the moment all that more crunchy.Read more "Captain Sib"
‘Yeah. It was either the guitar or starting sacrificing animals during Christmas time. And since the neighbour farmer started to get suspicious I went for the guitar!’Read more "Jon Magnusson"
‘I have my legs wrapped up in tinfoil like baked potatoes to keep my bun in the oven warm, like Big Bird in an incubator. HaRead more "Laura Rain"