‘Yes, accordions are a real chick magnet, the problem is that they are all over 65 years old.’
Are you sure the picture wasn’t Jon Bon Jovi? we are very, very similar looking…’Read more "Daveit Ferris"
‘I cannot shave my beard off! If I did then there would be nothing left of me, I would simply be a ghost’Read more "Ghostly Beard"
‘Ha! Yes it does have a kind of everyday meaning now that you have stripped all the romance, thought and deep meaning out of my poetry! You imp! Ha!Read more "Wily Bo Walker"
‘I’m actually part android. It was a temporary measure due to a jaw malfunction. They have been removed now but I still bare the scars…’Read more "Millie Manders"
‘I enjoy being a hidden gem. It’s pure, it’s classy, and it’s good clean fun.Read more "‘Laughing with the raindrops’"
‘I’ve never been interviewed before by a Megastar imp from another planet but, hey there’s a first time for everything.’Read more "Art Block"