‘We’re not aliens, we are from the future. The future is cool. Everyone has their own spaceship and personal sex robot.’
Little wonder I dragged him away from the ‘sparklies’ – I could never marry a man who messed up my guitar like that…”Read more "Hannah Clive"
I ordered the frogs legs and was surprised to discover they had bone in them making the moment all that more crunchy.Read more "Captain Sib"
‘Yeah. It was either the guitar or starting sacrificing animals during Christmas time. And since the neighbour farmer started to get suspicious I went for the guitar!’Read more "Jon Magnusson"
‘I have my legs wrapped up in tinfoil like baked potatoes to keep my bun in the oven warm, like Big Bird in an incubator. HaRead more "Laura Rain"
‘I’m not actually a human. I’ve only really spent the last 46 of my 546 years on this planet and have learned to become something of a chameleon.’Read more "The Trembling Wilburys"
Asa just has more sense than me and keeps an eye on other things behind the scenes…while I dance like a monkey out front of shop.Read more "The Puss Puss Band"