‘Indeed, I am from up north, but from t’other side o’t Pennines to’t Ee bye gum brigade.
Are you sure the picture wasn’t Jon Bon Jovi? we are very, very similar looking…’Read more "Daveit Ferris"
‘I cannot shave my beard off! If I did then there would be nothing left of me, I would simply be a ghost’Read more "Ghostly Beard"
‘Ha! Yes it does have a kind of everyday meaning now that you have stripped all the romance, thought and deep meaning out of my poetry! You imp! Ha!Read more "Wily Bo Walker"
‘I’m actually part android. It was a temporary measure due to a jaw malfunction. They have been removed now but I still bare the scars…’Read more "Millie Manders"
I have a new girlfriend and she’s MUCH nicer than my last girlfriend AnMarie in every department…..she’s MUCH prettier, talented and amusing and more importantly she does as she is told ….which is refreshing for a human woman!Read more "News from Gongle"
You may have noticed Steve Luff is not broadcasting on BlackCat radio at the moment, I have it on good authority that he has been kidnapped by music loving aliens and is somewhere on the other side of the galaxy.Read more "Happy New Year:-)"